i am a star trek

eli/prongs

turn ons: star trek and hot dads

my parents being the otp

my parents being the otp


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irl    my mom    my dad    

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost


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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


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ye    

girl scout badges and accomplishments 

lambhoof:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse:

lambhoof:

-blood tithing
-bonecrafting
-demon hosting
-bearer of the dark crystal
-arson
-haruspex
-slime
-antagonizing extraterrestrials
-thaumaturgy
-aviation
-day out on the lake of fire
-grievous injury
-self surgery
-best warcry
-chainmail fashion
-week alone in the woods of eternal night
-malevolent fungus taiming/p>

Pleas dont lie on the internet like this

i was a girl scout for several centuries


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im the seductive malicious forest spirit your parents warned you about  


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about me    

cap 2 + tumblr


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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands. 


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